Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021
Get the Planked mug.Person A: hey look what I got !!
Person B: You dumb pluck.
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What do you call a stupid chicken....a dumb pluck.
Person B: You dumb pluck.
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What do you call a stupid chicken....a dumb pluck.
by zaqwerty May 27, 2009
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Get the plenk mug.When your pubes looks like donkey-shaped buttholes and they are so long you can almost play the banjo with them.
by Siginutcutter October 15, 2021
Get the Plinkadonkies mug.A phrase of (presumably) Russian origin that is used as an offensive description of a regular office worker. The punch comes from the fact that experienced office workers are completely stripped of their personalities and idiosyncrasies, concerned or interested about nothing outside their comfy cubicles, making their appearance similar to that of plankton - mindless and expressionless creatures at the bottom of food chain left at the mercy of those higher up.
14 yo. George: the last thing I want to become when I grow up is office plankton like my parents - they seem miserable and completely powerless. This sucks!
by Black_Quarterback June 12, 2019
Get the office plankton mug.Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
Get the thick as a plank mug.A full head of weave, worn by usually a black woman or girl. which looks so fake that it may have fallen from the sky and landed on your head. a plonk on.
by Kandikueen April 3, 2011
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