joe the plumber

the surprise star of the 3rd and final presidential debate of 2008.

"hey, joe, you're rich! congratulations!"

-john mccain, speaking to joe the plumber.

by lilyjane October 15, 2008

plumbling

To randomly move around with great momentum.

Mo was plumbling around in the frisbee game.

by TheAwesomeMo April 26, 2011

Plumplestiltskin

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.

Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.

by gangsta88 February 2, 2012

Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.

She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!

by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015

Plumber’s Grease

When your ass is all dirty and greasy and you desperately need a re-wipe.

I got bad plumber’s grease. I’m all itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018