plorking

Reading pointless things.

The word originates from a pointless tweet from T-Shirt Hell on July 28th in which they simultaneously create and define the word.

As is demonstrated in the tweet that created the word, but not explicitly stated, the word can also be used as a noun in which a "plork" is something pointless that you have read.

Dude check this out - I was just plorking on reddit and found this really cool article!

by Dilinot August 5, 2009

Plorange

An item of clothing, funiture, or technology, with a colouring in between that of orange and purple

Check it out bro my jumper is PLORANGE!

by luke & becky July 16, 2008

Plord

A fine tasting jam made of snails and strawberries.

I like this toast but it needs some plord.

by Eeeeeeeeeeeee431442244 June 30, 2018

Plork

v. To mess up someone's living quarters without trashing it (i.e. by turning all the chairs upside down).

Why is my toothbrush in the cutlery drawer?
-someone must have been plorking your apartment.

by Starfishy12 March 28, 2020

plorkenblog

A nonsense word created by the genius to end all geniuses, Seanbaby. May mean Vile, Vulgar, disgusting or Degrading

...The word evil wouldnt even begin to describe this game, but neither would plorkenblog. But to plorkenblogs' credit, i made it up and it wouldnt be fair to use it among other descriptive words...-Seanbaby

by Master Mahummed March 22, 2004

plorkinfider

Complete bitch who yells at you for doing what she tells you. Or yells at you for no damned reason.

That bitch in the AP test was an uber plorkinfider.

by Levi Hallman in roanke virginia <3's cock May 14, 2005

Plorange

Noun- A poo that is the size of an orange, and usually makes a plopping sound.

"I just did the biggest plorange, and it made the loudest plop!"

by SynthicElk September 3, 2011