Pledge of Allegiance

Daily address read throughout public schools in America every morning. Used to be just fine and dandy until President Eisenhower added 'under God' in 1954 to spite the communists.

Now that 'under God' is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause of the federal Constitution, as defined by the Supreme Court in Engel v. Vitale, people push to remove the words from the Pledge. Others, such as fundamentalist Christians, claim we are a country of God. Whatever. THIS IS NOT A THEOCRACY.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

by Don't Mess With Texas March 28, 2004

Pledge Fuck

1. A "new member" of a fraternity who is nothing more but a dirty pledge therefore he is referred to accordingly.

2. A derogatory term used by brothers of a frat to belittle their pledges.

Nick: I'm so happy to have joined this fraternity, it's the best on campus. I'm so excited to have fun.

Rod: Shut your mouth you stupid Pledge Fuck, and drop and give me ten push-ups!!!

Nick: Push-Ups I can only do 5....

Rod: Then chug this beer PledgeFuck!!!

by Frat Star RD February 26, 2010

Podgemeister

Someone of a heavy, even rotund, physical frame.

Get that fat hoof off my sneaker, you podgemeister!

by Rainier Wolfcastle April 26, 2005

podgering

The act of having sex using your podger

Last night i gave my girlfriend such a good podgering she baked me a cake.

by Jengybhoy May 29, 2007

Ploger

One of those kids who likes attention, and lots of it. He's got girl ADD and likes about 17 girls at once. He's goofy and ditzy, but is adorable at the same time. Bad fashion sense, but he somehow pulls it off. Obsessed with sports (especially football) and is a big family guy. Overall, a total idiot heartbreaker that you love anyways.

I wish Ploger would stop dating trashy dance team members and date me.

by CatsAreReallyLoveableYeahh April 20, 2009

Podgeball

A rather clumsy obese person shaped somewhat like a beachball and often crashing into things due to his/her bulk. Tend to live in fast food outlets.

"I was sitting on the train minding my own business when suddenly this waddling great podgeball came crashing onto the seat next to me, burger in one paw, half a kilo of chips in t'other".

by Jozza H. June 4, 2009

Pledgedaddy

A person who is the a surrogate father figure plegdes because he witnesses them get smoked at every peldge meeting. One who does karate on the pledges and teaches them their lesson. He longboards on the side of cars, racks bodies like no other, and has to own a hedgehog.

Oh my god Eta class loves our pledgedaddy, he really smoked us last night and I got karate chopped in the nuts

by pledgetehat May 14, 2014