Plamp

To put a lamp and plant together, usually for the intention of placing by a dj stage or booth in a festival or club setting.

Did you watch the Desert Hearts Live Stream? There were plamps everywhere!!

by TheNeonDen April 29, 2020

plamp

To aggressively insert.

"C'mon, just plamp it in already!"

by ACSlayer! December 19, 2020

Pamphlet

noun; (informal, disapproving)

A person who describes something with clinical acuaracy and delivery, especially, when the subject is of a trivial or non-serious nature.

'That documentary was good, but the narrator was a right pamphlet!'

by Bondy90s March 20, 2023

Pamphlet Professional

Someone who has a brief and surface-level overview of a topic.

He's such a pamphlet professional, he has no depth of knowledge and knows only a little about this topic.

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Phlamph

A PG word for “to have sex” Also known as fornicate

Hey babe! Do you want to go phlamph??

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Ham Pamphlet

The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

the Boleyn pamphlet

The Boleyn Pamphlet was written by Eliza Schuyler to reveal her affair with Ms. Anne Boleyn. The pamphlet ultimately ended her and Mr. Lafayette's relationship. Less than two weeks after the Pamplet was published, Anne and Eliza were married and expecting their first child together

"The Boleyn Pamphlet" have you read this?

by Adam Sandler Gamilton May 3, 2021