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Placentophagy

The practice of eating that deliciously moist and veiny sac that falls out of a gaping vagina after the birth of choice mammal. People often make ice cream and corn bread out of placenta. And is super delicious and magically nutritious. Pairs well with a Pinot Noir.
I stole my wife's afterbirth and practiced placentophagy. I had a yummy burger.
by GilesGoate September 9, 2010
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Placentia

City in Southern California, in Orange County.

"A Pleasant Place to Live."
I live in Placentia.

(Duh?)
by breakingthepain August 28, 2008
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placentual

When you share an imaginary consentual placenta amongst friends, deeping your relationship and providing insight into their innermost thoughts and feelings.
Guy1: Dude, how'd you know that's my favorite flavor of ice cream?
Guy2: We're placentual, I know everything.

If you have to look up the definition for placentuality, you aren't placentual.
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placential

As a newborn, your first nutrients ingested is of the placenta from which you were born.
My placential father always orders his steak blue.
by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019
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placenticles

Tentacles, specifically those which precede child birth, which live in a woman’s placenta.
Doctor: “holy f***, look at all of those placenticles”
by kdenmcfish April 10, 2021
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placenterrific

In the state of being wonderful and/or containing large amounts of placenta.
"Damn, this new shampoo is Placenterrific!"
by Jwear October 5, 2005
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Placentia

Man, I live in Placentia. Talk about boring.
by Rockerdude182 July 22, 2012
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