Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
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Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
Yeah he is your typical d pistol.
Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
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I thought he was just into anal, but then he pistol starred me so hard I was buttpissing all night.
Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.
Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.
by Lovely_Lolita August 31, 2013
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by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005
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In response to an insult:
Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"
In response to intercourse with a female:
Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"
In response to intercourse with a female:
Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
by Dan Dan the Sax Man October 29, 2007
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Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
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On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?
Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.
On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?
Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.
by Matt J6 April 23, 2011
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