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Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
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Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.
by 1337noname August 10, 2020
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pistol star

The act of urinating into an anus.
I thought he was just into anal, but then he pistol starred me so hard I was buttpissing all night.

Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.
by Lovely_Lolita August 31, 2013
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SOCOM pistol

Known to USSOCOM (United States Special Operations Command) as the Mark 23, Mod 0. It is the pistol of choice for U.S. Special Forces. It uses .45 ACP (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). It also comes with a Knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. It has a 150mm barrel(5.9 inches) and is capable of match-grade accuracy. It is not very popular with Special Forces, being that it is very large, rivaling a Desert Eagle in size.
Solid Snake uses a SOCOM, and you should too.
by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005
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Passion Pistol

A manly term for a mans penis when it ejaculates during intercourse or masterbation. Usually used in conjunction with a comeback to an insult or to sound manly when describing intercourse with a female.
In response to an insult:

Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"

In response to intercourse with a female:

Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"
by Dan Dan the Sax Man October 29, 2007
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Piston-hands

Moniker for a jagged toothed female who coerces men into receiving unabashed, violent handjobs as a way of validating her morbid existence.
Look at Piston-hands talking to those guys; that hook nosed bitch is about to do something they will regret.
by urbanjerk July 14, 2010
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Level of Pissocity

A scale of how pissed you are at an exact time.
Usually used with a different scale every time.
*Pushes stuff of his desk*

On a scale from Adolf Hitler to Jesus Christ, what is your level of pissocity?

Im at about a Tiger woods wife level.
by Matt J6 April 23, 2011
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