A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.
Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley).
Will and Elizabeth join forces with Barbossa(Geoffrey Rush) to rescue Jack from Davy Jones' Locker. Then they realize that the end of pirates is nearing, caused by Lord Cutler Beckett(Tom Hollander). They immerse in an epic battle between the quadruple and Davy Jones(Bill Nighy).
--CAUTION MAJOR SPOILERS--
Near the end of the battle, Will is fatally wounded by Davy Jones. Jack "saves his life" by letting him stab Jones' heart and making him the new captain of the Flying Dutchman.
Soon afterward, Davy Jones dies, and eventually everyone battles against Beckett. Beckett is killed, and the pirates succeed, and the EITC(East India Trading Company) flee.
The new Captain Will Turner and Elizabeth spend their one day on Shipwreck Cove before Will leaves to do his duty(rescue lost souls at sea). Will hands her the Dead Man's Chest and tells her to keep it safe. He turns away, but Elizabeth stops him and they kiss.
Will tells her to "keep a weather eye on the horizon" and he disappears. He and the ship are engulfed in the Flash of Green, and his duty begins.
Jack is then sailing for the Fountain of Youth, which is located in present-day St. Augustine, Florida.
After the credits roll, Elizabeth and her son(William as listed in an early draft of the Pirates 3 script, but as Young Will Turner in the credits played by Dominic Scott Kay) are walking on the cliff of Shipwreck Island, and they wait for Will to return.
A Flash of Green erupts in front of them, and Will returns after 10 years, seeing his wife and new son.
Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp), Will Turner (Orlando Bloom), and Elizabeth Swann (Keira Knightley).
Will and Elizabeth join forces with Barbossa(Geoffrey Rush) to rescue Jack from Davy Jones' Locker. Then they realize that the end of pirates is nearing, caused by Lord Cutler Beckett(Tom Hollander). They immerse in an epic battle between the quadruple and Davy Jones(Bill Nighy).
--CAUTION MAJOR SPOILERS--
Near the end of the battle, Will is fatally wounded by Davy Jones. Jack "saves his life" by letting him stab Jones' heart and making him the new captain of the Flying Dutchman.
Soon afterward, Davy Jones dies, and eventually everyone battles against Beckett. Beckett is killed, and the pirates succeed, and the EITC(East India Trading Company) flee.
The new Captain Will Turner and Elizabeth spend their one day on Shipwreck Cove before Will leaves to do his duty(rescue lost souls at sea). Will hands her the Dead Man's Chest and tells her to keep it safe. He turns away, but Elizabeth stops him and they kiss.
Will tells her to "keep a weather eye on the horizon" and he disappears. He and the ship are engulfed in the Flash of Green, and his duty begins.
Jack is then sailing for the Fountain of Youth, which is located in present-day St. Augustine, Florida.
After the credits roll, Elizabeth and her son(William as listed in an early draft of the Pirates 3 script, but as Young Will Turner in the credits played by Dominic Scott Kay) are walking on the cliff of Shipwreck Island, and they wait for Will to return.
A Flash of Green erupts in front of them, and Will returns after 10 years, seeing his wife and new son.
by Shipwreck Cove March 11, 2008
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Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.
by manicalhippieboy February 12, 2008
Get the Pirates mug.The latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.
Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.
by jules X January 24, 2004
Get the pilates mug.The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.
"Man, pirates rule,"
"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Is that a yes?"
"Walk the plank!"
"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"
"Ahoy there mateys."
"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."
"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Is that a yes?"
"Walk the plank!"
"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"
"Ahoy there mateys."
"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."
by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 20, 2005
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