pitchblackglow

The Glen Coco of tumblr.

Pitchblackglow? Don't you mean the god of tumblr?

by p00peater January 1, 2012

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pitching a tent

Erection

He pitched a tent when the hot girl walked by

by Your Mom's Box July 13, 2003

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Also known as Pitchfork Media. A pretentious, elitist, hype-mongering, trend-obsessed piece of shit website that specializes in "independent music".

Known for giving gushing reviews to anything that sounds remotely obscure. Even if the music itself actually sucks. No, wait, ESPECIALLY if the music itself actually sucks.

Too bad it only exists in online format or else I'd wipe my ass with their sorry excuses for reviews.

Also, all too appropriately, every hipster's holy grail.

HIPSTER: Hey did you see Pitchfork's review of the new animal collective? It got a 9.6, so it's obviously one of the quintessential albums of the decade.

MUSIC FAN: I think I'd rather listen to Tool's "Lateralus"

HIPSTER: Psshh, lame!! pitchfork only gave that album a 1.9. Tool obviously sucks to anyone with taste in music

MUSIC FAN: Riight. But you obviously have amazing taste since you base your opinions entirely off of Pitchfork's numerical rating system. Way to go douche bag.

by EonBlue987 August 8, 2009

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catcher or pitcher

Term used by homosexual men to ask other men whether they are a "top" or a "bottom" during sexual activities. Catcher refers to the "bottom," while pitcher refers to the "top."

John: Catcher or pitcher?
Bob: Catcher.
John: Let's get to know each other better.
Bob: OK.

by Some old dude October 12, 2007

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