The Intercourse

By adding the word “the”, intercourse no longer singularly includes penile insertion into the vaginal cavity but expands to entail all sexual relations, whether that be inhalation of the dong, the australian smooches, or even a brush of a titty as you sit down on the couch.

Want to have the big sex?

Nah let’s have the intercourse

by WhyMyPPsmall March 18, 2018

Shelteral Intercourse

Having sexual intercourse with a stranger purely for the purposes of having a bed for the night.

I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 17, 2011

Sexual Intercourse

1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina (or inside of either gender's buttwhole).
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

intercourse

Verbal communication between two people. Rarely used any longer in this sense because of the North American singular preoccupation with sex; it would evoke snickers at best, and gross misunderstanding at worst, in virtually any situation.

Our intercourse over lunch was less than pleasant, and we spent the rest of the day not speaking to each other.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

fintercourse

It is what your get when your a drunken fin engaging in sexual intercourse

Hey, look. It's Mike and Piddlekins. What are they doing...is that...is that Fintercourse?

by Coonetta October 13, 2006

sexual intercourse

the reason for dating

yep yep..bottom line folks

by hamiltons the name April 29, 2004

gay intercourse

when a guy sticks his sweet cock up another mans sweet ass. something every man should do regularly

i have gay intercourse with my boyfriend all the time. i love his cock

by ilovecock July 18, 2003