Pinocchio Complex

Question made to confuse, or befuddle someone. Can lead to universal implosion, or exploding of one's head.

If Pinocchio says, "My nose will grow now." What happens?

A great Cretan once said; "All Cretans are lyers." Is he lying or telling the truth?


These are examples of the Pinocchio Complex.

by TEYZO April 15, 2009

Pinocchio Turds

When shit gets real.

Pinocchio was "fake" (a puppet) but became a real boy.

Columbine was straight Pinocchio Turds, man

by 3b0nk4 March 14, 2011

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

pinocchio fever

The act of walking around all day with a massive erection that just won't stop growing

Andrew had Pinocchio fever today in gym class.

by Defmaster69 March 23, 2015

Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021

Reverse Pinocchio

When you lie about the size of your cock it progressively gets smaller

Jared Vogel = Reverse Pinocchio

by EatThatPussy1956 June 17, 2018

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008