Pineapple

Single greatest fruit ever to exist solely for its natural chemical ability to make semen taste Uncharacteristically and magically delicious

When he blew his load in my mouth it tasted like a pineapple.

by Kellumjr January 10, 2014

Pineapple

This motherfucking GAY ASS fruit thinks he's fucking better than us because he's got a goddamn shell of fucking spikes! And then this DICKHEAD has the audacity to fucking be a fucking house for a fucking cleaning utensil

Dude, why did you shove that pineapple in your ass?

by RubyUni_tha1 November 5, 2017

Pineapple

That one thing you won’t put in

Put the pineapple in

NO!

by ElephantJim September 19, 2019

Pineapple

A quite large spiky fruit that is yellow with hard green leaves it tastes very sweet but lots of people say leaves a funny after taste

I bought a pineapple today for £2.58

by B0bbyt June 19, 2017

Pineapple

A "slang word" used to describe a dumb individual without calling them derogatory or lewd comments that may insult a group of people (such as if I called the dumb individual a n*gger)

Did you see that pineapple run from the cops?

by Dreamer1985 May 1, 2009

Pineapple

It's a fricking pineapple bro
A pineapple is a pineapple
It doesn't go on pizza
Please don't put it on pizza

Guy one: I like pineapple pizza
Guy two: You monster

by Kokichi fooking ouma March 25, 2020

Pineapple

A fruit where the yellow sponge lives in

Who lives under a pineapple under the sea??

by Brendon urie fan June 12, 2017