puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

Peddling

Peddle is the act of numbing and slitting half way down your ball sack, hanging it over a girls face and peddling it like a bike.

Yo! I just got done peddling the shit out of her, may not be able to have kids but damn that was the best moment of my life!

by CockConsumer69 May 8, 2021

peddling asininities

The phrase "peddling asininities" is a somewhat archaic expression that means to spread or promote foolish or nonsensical ideas. Such as what Piers Morgan has been doing regarding the Israeli/Palestinian conflict.

Piers: "simple question, do you believe hamas is a terrorist organization?"
Top'g: "that's an interesting question, but I think you are peddling asininities"

by gmtaketake November 24, 2023

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

Dope peddling

To sell dope; drugs, narcotics, coke. Usually traveling place to place or delivering to do so.

Yeah that Josè guy, he's dope peddling

by sgrfrgbgv October 7, 2015

Snap Paddling

The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.

“Yo! I was Snap Paddling the other day.”

“You find anyone?”
“You get anything?”
“No....”

by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019