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no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
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cell phoner boner

a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
by edju July 27, 2007
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hand phoner

when a person calls another t tell them an interesting story of the day but instead of just telling them they act it out despite the fact the peron on the other end of the conversation cant see them
Jim: I saw Mike talking to to a friend on the phone but he was acting out the scene over the phone!

Bob: Wow i never would have pictured Mike to be a hand phoner.
by chunkyturk August 25, 2009
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phoner

when you have hot phone sex and you get an erection and thus a phoner
hey last night I called a phone sex line and got a major phoner
by zadowmanic January 18, 2011
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Phoner

When a cellphone or device of similarity protrudes out of your pants (usually tight jeans) and can be mistaken as an erect or semi-erect penis.
Kaitlyn: John are you excited?
John: Oh, that's just my phoner.
by magikarpusedsplash September 29, 2011
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phoner

a slacker, whos sluggardly !!!
man ! u damn phoner stand up !!!
by niktrack November 16, 2007
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Phoner

Being aroused or turned on by sexual texts or photos via phone
Man, last night I had a rockin' phoner when Kelly texted!
by Marcksman May 2, 2014
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