Phonecat

Someone who is trash at Clash Royale and cant seem to win a match for the life of them. Usualy a bald white man who is very ugly.

He is such a Phonecat

by Still_Nytre November 29, 2023

phonecrazhia

When your phone drives you crazy.
Stressful mental state caused by anything phone related, the phone itself, e.g. trouble with screen, connections or navigation; or social, e.g. too many incoming calls or messages

Phonecrazhia is driving that girl nuts. She needs a new phone or a new job!

by Be Radical January 15, 2026

Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

cookie phoned

Too many dabs leading to use of chocolate chip cookie as a telephone.

"You tryna get cookie phoned tonight?"

by Whitna$tymcwhitecheddah May 21, 2016

dum-phoneded

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type

Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!

by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017

ninja phoned

When you’re texting in bed and you drop your phone on your face.

I ninja phoned myself last night.

by Hlsmyr52 December 11, 2021