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philosophy

Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.
That conclusion can't be right because philosophically it is illogical
by wes July 24, 2003
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philosophies

Pl. of philosophy.
There are as many philosophies as there are people.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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philosophy

what retarded homosexuals jackk off to while playing in their own secretions and beans
yeah that's right you drooling tard lacs
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
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The reason for wars and pain and death in the world.
by stoner April 6, 2005
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totally uninformitave vacuous bullshit adored by the pompous and arrogant for it's shallowness and transparency and lack of substance
the retarded masturbating hippies hallucinated and wrote their words down to form the latest stupid philosophy and then the pompous racist rich people all read it while eating their Grey Poupon and were quite impressed by it because they are shallow arrogant asshole morons who are into that kind of fake shit
by Bobzilla June 9, 2005
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buncha old geezers scratchin their heads for a long time under trees and getting nowhere. consensus is impossible.
philosophy argument: i think if you blahblah then this is very plausible. no, no, thats not a relevant point, and i think perhaps if you set aside your prior blahblahblah then you will see why i would conjecture this...... oh? that is a very good point that i hadn't considered. well, that confuses things.
by Chris Y T January 8, 2009
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philosophy

-noun (educ.) collage major, science
Mostly studied by people who have way too much freetime and think money grows on trees. Philosophy students tend to spend their time discussing the "findings" of long-since dead people, drawing tons of conclusions for everyday life, economy, science and politics that are never ever being put into practice, and eating pizza. They are often accompanied by hipster douches with rich parents or hobos in training which they also call 'classmates'.
-science student: "So what's your major?"
-"Philosophy!"
-"ah ok." *leaves*
by N3bu April 19, 2013
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