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Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.
Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.
by john-thomas-2021 October 8, 2021
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Phallus Flexus

A dick that is big enough to compare yourself to others. It has at least 20 cm.
Look at Joseph, he has such a huge Phallus Flexus.
by SooSbürger November 30, 2018
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Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.
"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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Sri Lankan phallus squealching

The act of when two Sri Lankan men perform upside down anal sex whilst doing handstands in pure darkness, and a woman of Guatemalan descent balances on top of the two men and begins to squealch down on them from above.
The power went off when I was hanging out with my friend and his girl, so they gave me a mean Sri Lankan phallus squealching!
by Josephine Bottomologist June 11, 2025
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phallus noodle

did u see that phallus noodle?
by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024
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phallus and testes

come and visit my phallus and testes
by nylonthingy March 25, 2024
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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