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perpetual laziness

a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
by BirdWiththeWord November 25, 2011
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branal penetration

an activity (usual involving leaning or school) that is so strenuous that your brain feels like it is being rapped.
Dood the ap physics c test was total branal penetration.
by Tom Naime January 28, 2009
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penetrado

Alright, enough head already, let's get to the penetrado.
by lift-ticket August 14, 2006
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two-penneth

Oldish English saying.
When someone gives you his thoughts and views or opinion on what you should do about a situation or dilemma. It suggests that the opinion may not be worth much, but might nevertheless help you in your decision making.
Well that's my two-penneth - take it or leave it!
by Drom May 29, 2008
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perpetrating the fraud

Term used when one acts or speaks in a way not true to character in order to decice or bamboozle others .
April: hey Jen have you met my new boyfriend Jim?. He's the one helping that old cross the street
Jen: Omg girl you're dating Jim? I just seen him last night at the bar he totally took home a Hooker
April: no way he's so dashing and debonair ... look there he goes rescuing a kitten from a tree
Jen: no girl he's just perpetrating the fraud!

Jon: dude look at that hot chick over there with the nice rack, she looks so smart reading that big novel
Jim: i knew her in high-school she wears those stick on boobs and that book she's reading is upside down LMAO
Jon: damn if she ain't perpetrating the fraud!
by osogood03 November 22, 2010
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anal penetration

term used in chicago meaning booty sex common sense
I performed anal penetration on that girl Cristina.
by young j May 25, 2006
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Retaliation Penetration

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.
Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!
by SassyJax01 November 2, 2011
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