perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

percumna

A common misspelling of precum. Also refers to the name of a cheerful guy with a high pitched voice.

I wear a condom so that i won’t get my girlfriend pregnant with percumna.

Bro, did you see percumna?

Yeah, he wouldn’t stop laughing at a joke I told him.

by martuti September 18, 2018

Perlamar

Perlamar is a very pretty girl, all the boys want her. But don’t touch her you’ll be sorry! She usually mates with people who’s names start with the letter “D”! She’s been through some shit, but no one wants to see that. They wanna see her, the popular girl. So she manages to keep a fake smile through it all. Her best friends names usually start with an “A” or “K”. She’s trustworthy but she can’t hide lies. So you know when she’s lying 🤥.

Perlamar is a GREAT friend!

by gayestrainbow<3 November 6, 2018

Perflumptious

Perflumptious is a very useful word. It's pretty much the English version of je ne sais quoi.

That picture just has this perflumptiousness about it.

by oVrq January 24, 2020

perfuma

The cute flower girl from she-ra . She doesn't like it when you throw tanks at friends.

"We do not throw tanks at friends!" - perfuma

by ~HeyAdora~ December 12, 2020

Pelumisexual

When someone is attracted to someone who is incredibly loud and never stops speaking.

Person 1: I really like that person, they are always so loud!
Person 2: That means you are a Pelumisexual!

by someboi278 February 17, 2022