A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:
-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong
-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.
-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time
dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?
OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!
by The Biggest Cones October 4, 2009
Get the Dirty Perk mug.A small and cheap district in southeastern Pennsylvania. Many of it's residents do drugs or are lazy, racist, and unsuccessful. It is only really known for crimes that occur, such as a killing spree, drug busts, and pedophiles.
Person 1: Where did you grow up?
Person 2: Upper Perk.
Person 1: Huh? Oh you mean that place with the murder spree last year?
Person 2: Upper Perk.
Person 1: Huh? Oh you mean that place with the murder spree last year?
by girl anonymous December 3, 2016
Get the upper perk mug.Like the other two definitions have stated, Upper Perk is a small school district in rural Pennsylvania. If you’re reading this you either go to Upper perk and want to see how people defined it, you live near it, or you have no idea what it is. Upper Perk is predominately white, I believe about 91% white (so not very diverse). The school is a place where the bathrooms are really used for juuling rather than it’s original purpose. The students can mostly be separated into two categories; those who are either racist, lazy, unmotivated, rednecks, or stoners, or then there are those who are smart, motivated (at least somewhat), and want to do something successful with their lives. In the end, as a student you either end up staying in Upper Perk forever, or are continuously drawn back to it, or you try to get away from it. As much as we may complain about our school district, most of us realize it’s actually not all that bad. There are perks to going to a small school in a rural location.
Student: I hate Upper Perk. I want to move away.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
Other Student: Bro, you’d die in another school. It’s really not that bad.
by upperperkstudent July 5, 2018
Get the Upper Perk mug.When a man has permanently hard nipples at any temperature. They are very sexy, despite their ability to cut glass.
Are you excited to see me?
Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples
Yes, but it's my perma perk
Can you cut glass with those nipples?
Hell Yea, I'm Chad and it's perma perk, i can cut anything with these nipples
by Bulyeabiotch May 27, 2017
Get the perma perk mug.An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.
A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.
Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.
The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.
A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.
Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.
The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.
God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!
by Tron Adams May 31, 2007
Get the own goal perk mug.bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )
by HaysiKings November 30, 2010
Get the bloody mess perk mug.In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.
by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010
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