parched

when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink

max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched

by badgers89 February 24, 2009

PerCheating

A non-existent word thrown around recklessly by the weak on World 28, 'Lords of Ultima' to mock the leading Alliance, 'Perfection'.

In lieu of playing fairly some have devolved to attacking the uncountable successes made by the Alliance 'Perfection' as acts of cheating.

AlphaDogs: "Ohnos, we lost another castle to Perfection today! Perfection must be "PerCheating!"

Meanwhile. . .

Perfection: (silence) - because being, "Classy is saying a lot without words."

by ExperimentalKernel September 23, 2011

peached

the art of ejaculating with out penile stimuli

We were just making out and i got so excited that i pulled down my pants and peached in her direction.

I just peached a little

by yellowFORD April 25, 2011

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Percher

A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.

"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"

by Keira Kei July 22, 2006

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017