pyrophobia

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006

pyrophobia

When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.

-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)

by MasterG February 4, 2005

pedophobia

The fear of pedophiles

Guy: Have you seen the news lately? A pedo-
Guy2 slaps Guy
Guy2: Don't you dare say that word!
Guy: You got pedophobia

by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

penophobia

abnormal fear of being punished.

It is wrong to instil penophobia into the minds of school children.

by uttam maharjan January 25, 2011

Pedophobia

When one night you have the urge to shove a barbie doll up your bum.

MUM HAVING A HARD TIME RIGHT NOW I HAVE PEDOPHOBIA

by friedchickenteehee October 28, 2019

Pebophobia

When you have the fear of or have been previously been exposed to one of the pappest of pap bekke.

My Friend: What did your therapist say ?
Me: She said that I have Pebophobia ...

by paulard28 May 25, 2020

Pepiphobia

Irrational fear of "pepsi cola" and anything related to it; the can design, taste, color of drink, name of drink. Can pertain to "Coca-cola" aswell

"Johnny is a fucking weirdo he has pepiphobia!"

"Hey, kirk I think I have pepiphobia!"

by FunnyOpposition420 July 21, 2022