Penisjockey

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.

When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey

by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008

pennycockle

A very poor cockle. It was created during the 1950s as a satire on pennyloafers--people who were very lazy but only had pennies to their name. However, due to the rise of inflation and a penny being completely worthless now, a pennycockle is a much worse insult.

Look how poor that person is! They must not have a penny to their name! They must be a pennycockle!

by Marylou January 12, 2009

penis cock dick

When there is no more swear words to define a shit head

YOU LITTLE PENIS COCK DICK

by ???????!??? November 3, 2017

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.

1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.

by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

penisfucker

THE FUCKER OF PENISES

GUy: PENISFUCKER!!!!
Doctor: We're afraid he won't be able to integrate into human society at this point.
Mother: *Sobbing*

by SmellyFISHY June 10, 2023

Penistuck

1. Waking up in the morning with your penis up your butt, normally with morning wood.
2. A karate move in which you drop kick a guy's penis from 3 feet in the air, sticking it up in his butt.

Ohhhhh man that Penistuck hurt soooooo much.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

penisrock

Rock music with a male lead singer; see also clitrock.

The lead singer for that one penisrock band is pretty hot.

by Anna Ng June 23, 2006