by MonsterMax December 10, 2010
by Fhvywhigege March 04, 2021
A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.
Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!
by SlopNChop July 09, 2018
"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.
by Lifesgambit February 09, 2017
you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.
by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 03, 2010
by oh no i didnt mean that March 03, 2022