Penis

The most magical tool on earth

Dan's penis is so magical that he created new life with it!!

by MonsterMax December 11, 2010

Penis

Very juicy and can sometimes be small. When it's big it is fun to milk the cum out of

Dude my penis hurts so much i came a ton last night

by Fhvywhigege March 4, 2021

Penis

A male body part when erected can be placed inside a pussy or asshole to create pleasure for both people involved also used to leak urine from the male body.

Kaylee : So Kiersten how was the vacay?
Kiersten : It was ok but I missed Jake's Penis inside me!
Kaylee : Well I don't think his Penis was too lonely that skank Sara has been bragging about fucking Jake in your bed!
Kiersten : WHAT! You mean Jake shared the sheet's we make love on with another girl! FUCK!!!!
Kaylee : That's what I heard!
Kiersten : Well if Jake wasn't my baby's daddy and didn't pleasures me in bed oh so well, I would cut off his Penis myself and throw it at him!
Kaylee : O God Damn!
Jake : Hey Guy's!
Kaylee : Uh you might want to hide your Penis!

by SlopNChop July 9, 2018

Penis

Yummy.

Your penis is quite delicious.

by _ashleyyz October 17, 2008

Penis

Man's best friend.

"The difference between a dog and a penis is that smaller dogs make more groans and big penisu's incite more groans.

by Lifesgambit February 8, 2017

Penis

what kind of a moron needs the definition of "penis?"

you gotta be fucking kidding me. looking up "penis" in the urban dictionary? get the hell out before i turn off the internet.

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

Penis

Part of a male that works like a third arm

A penis could be used as a tripod or too eat soup

by Dr autism January 28, 2022