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Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.
My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.
by Mistah White D July 4, 2019
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peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.
1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.
by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008
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Peef

Peef is the penis version of queef. A.k.a. a dick fart.
Guy 1: "What's that smell?"

Guy 2: "Sorry man, I had to peef."
by Isurmomgay? April 24, 2024
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Peef

A phenomenon that happens when a man has air enter his urethra and it exits as a bubble, emitting a sound of *POP*
"DUDE, did you see James peefed at the party"
"Yeah man it was gross"
by Ink smudger April 24, 2025
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Peef

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.
by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017
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Peef

by CVS_Security November 5, 2018
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Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.
Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.
by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010
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