Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.

"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"

by CatBotPosie June 27, 2021

Peef

A phenomenon that happens when a man has air enter his urethra and it exits as a bubble, emitting a sound of *POP*

"DUDE, did you see James peefed at the party"
"Yeah man it was gross"

by Ink smudger April 24, 2025

Peef

A phenomenon that occurs when air travels up a man's urethra and it exits as a bubble

"WOAH did you see James peefed at the party "
"Yeah it was disgusting man"

by Ink smudger April 24, 2025

Peef

A gay sex activity where one man shits into his partners butthole and then they proceed to pass the log of shit back and forth between their asses.

Hey babe I just ate a quadruple cheese pizza, wanna peef?

by Skeetosaurus November 8, 2019

peef

penis queef

herald: im a proud peefer!

by idklolIlikefunnyhahas April 8, 2024

Peef

A penis fart

I just peefed out of my dink in Noah's ass

by Peefsmeller February 23, 2025