The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Orange Peanut

Someone who wants you to subscribe.

Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

by BrotherBusterMuster December 4, 2020

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: What did you eat for breakfast bowl this morning?
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

Friend 1: ok cool
Friend 2: peanut butter breakfast oatmeal bowl

by pastramilad November 23, 2022

marijuana peanut butter cup

A marijuana peanut butter cup consists of peanut butter, chocolate, and marijuana. What better way to sell candy than adding illegal drugs to the mix. Truly, a fantastic way to put a smile on any policeman's face when arresting a suspect.

Jordan Schafer was arrested on charges of felony possession of marijuana and three marijuana peanut butter cups in Florida. He was with the Houston Astros at the time and served a suspension stemming from the arrest.

by PWS27 July 11, 2017

It ain't nothing but a peanut

A saying used to psych your self up, just before liftin wieghts. Used by ronny coleman.

David "This weight is really heavy"
Tom "It ain't nothing but a peanut"

by dark0dave February 18, 2010