Lainey Pearson

The hottest girl alive

Omgggggg Lainey Pearson is sooooo hot

by Doritos MLG 21 December 30, 2024

Pearson Procedure

A highly complex medical procedure that details the use of Dora the Explorer band-aids on the patient.

Doctor 1: “Looks like we’ll need to administer an IV”
Doctor 2: “That’s not enough, we’ll have to undertake the Pearson Procedure”

by natove December 31, 2024

katie pearson

An original bad boy that loves mashing up the bits on the weekend, she is a girl that knows what she wants and will stop at no ends to get it.

Heard that Katie Pearson bird was mashing up the bits on the weekend getting bare keyed off it.

by Ballbag smeller November 23, 2021

Pearson

Adj (discriptev, usualy of a male) Verry Hot, Generally smart. abnormaly good at video games. has the bigest penis you have ever seen.

Girl one: Oh my gosh that guy looks so pearson right now
Girl two: he's got straight A's too

by A's all day's March 2, 2023

Ed Pearson

Something only palatable under the most dire circumstances

I’m so hungry I could eat Ed Pearson

by Bifbob7 June 5, 2025

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024