Pearl Harbor

In reference to a toilet. Due to the fact that most toilets are white like pearls. Also hinting toward the fact that harbors are surrounded by water meanwhile toilets are filled with water.

Example 1. "Dude, I just docked an aircraft carrier in Pearl Harbor."

Example 2. "OMG! I need to get to the bathroom soon, the Japanese are about to bomb Pearl Harbor!"

by Lucarion March 13, 2011

Pearl Harbor

A war that was completely seperate from world war two.

"Oohhh i thought that was a whole different war!"

by Jo' Mama May 16, 2003

Pearl Harbor

A sneak attack, similar to a "cock block", but instead of preventing someone from getting lucky, the perpetrator of the "pearl Harbor" maneuver is trying to steal the person away.

Male #1 is trying to make a move on Female #1, but due to much fluid consumption, must depart and use the restroom. In Male #1's absence, Male #2 moves in and makes his move, thus committing the terrible crime known as "The Pearl Harbor"

by $witchm@$ter March 31, 2008

pearl harbor

an alcoholic beverage containing a mix of Midori melon liquer and pineapple juice.

I work at Chili's and some random old lady asked me for a pearl harbor!

by Lauren Belmonte January 18, 2008

Pearl Harbor

When a flock of geese fly overhead start shitting simultaneusly

Person 1: "hey Bert, aren't birds just so cool?"

Person 2: "yeah Ernie, I always thoug...
*geese fly overhead and start shitting simultaneously*
Both: "OH FUCK NOT PEARL HARBOR!"

by Jack Handelson January 29, 2017

pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.

Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.

by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.

by Tommy Lasordid May 10, 2018