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Dayton payday

When you're hanving sex with a hooker and you cum on her face and throw the money on her face so it sticks to the cum.
That hooker was being a bitch so i gave her a dayton payday.
by P8ntballa00 March 9, 2010
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PayPal

A borderline criminal online payment service owned by eBay that charges exorbitant fees and has numerous traps in their "terms of service" that enables PayPal to freeze your account and seize your funds for whatever possible reason.

PayPal is run by greedy crooks, mobs, thieves and possibly terrorists and has no customer support whatsoever, only a robot that gives automated responses.

Their so-called "protection" is basically: Sure we'll protect you if something happens, we'll just rape you with fees BEFORE something happens. And if something does happen, you will need to file a case, wait six months, pay another fee and we might give you another automated response.

On top of paying eBay fees (listing, final value, reserve, pictures, etc) you are now forced to use PayPal and ONLY PayPal as your sole methode of payment... (and pay another fee that's worst than Western Union).
I sold a few items last week at a profitable margin on eBay but I made $0 because eBay took all the profit in fees. But then I had to pay PayPal fees so I am at a loss. I hope I can salvage my money because PayPal has now put a hold to my account and I will need to pay another fee to have the funds released and another fee to have to withdrawan to my bank account.
by imbored2 February 21, 2010
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papaya

n.

Latin-Caribbean slang for female genitals.
"Esa puta ya no me quiere dar mas papaya."
by Captain Morgan January 23, 2004
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Payday 2

One of the worlds most unlogical games. Alright, so a cop sees a masked guy, full armor, and a giant gun. What do they do? Oh wait the guy backed up behind a bush, we're all good.
Hey, have you heard of Payday 2? go away nerd
by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018
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Payday

A really beautiful and exciting day, which sadly, only happens once a month for most of us, but which means that we've temporarily got money in our pockets again. Sadly though, it's normally pretty bloody short-lived, 'cos we're normally absolutely flat-broke again before the week's out.
Payday's coming! I can't wait!
by Joe_Schmuck July 1, 2017
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payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.
Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!
by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009
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Papaya Parmesan

Sprinkling the dried jizz from the tip of your dick around a woman's vagina (see papaya)
An after that, I gave that bitch a papaya parmesan!
by Krohnan June 1, 2015
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