Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.

Patio shit on the floor

by Illinois hate August 29, 2021

Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016

Boss patio

A means of disposing of dead bodies, by burying them under an over specified patio.

You need to Boss patio that bitch!

by Discopants July 14, 2022