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breakfast pasta

Something so absurd that it hardly ever exists. It is an anomaly. I mean, who has pasta for breakfast? The idea that there is a pasta specifically for breakfast is ridiculous because no one eats pasta for breakfast.
The jokes in the Netflix show The Ranch are breakfast pasta. They don’t exist. Or at least they’re very rare and non advised.
by SAMICH Original January 2, 2018
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butter pasta

A sexual act when a group of friends rubs a can of buttered pasta over their bodies and proceed to gangbang each other while doing coke.
Pence: "Did you go all the way with Putin last night?"
Trump: "Yeah, we went full butter pasta if you know what I mean."
by JeremyComeAtMeBruh February 20, 2019
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Il Pastaio

An Italian restaurant in Beverly Hills where brats meet Chinese tourists and get pissed off that they are coming to their Persian hangout. Also, a place where basic white girls go and act rich while they meet celebrities.
A sentence a basic white person who only wears Brandy would say at Il Pastaio is: Thanks for dinner daddy 😉
by Subrena92 November 6, 2020
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pastamuffin

noun
1. someone who is extremely cute, no matter what.
2. a dog with wiggly hair.
Nini is a gangsta pastamuffin.

From the original Cheetah Girls (the actual book, not the gay movie shit), Toto was frequently referred to as a pastamuffin.
by the real Nini March 28, 2009
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pastability

The combinatation of the words pasta and possibility to mean a slight or moderate chance of something occuring.
Person 1: Are we going to the mall today?
Person 2: It's a pastability!
by cellphone123 July 14, 2009
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Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009
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Pasta sauced the negatives

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.
Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'
by Tate One June 6, 2011
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