Perventer

One who inverts ways to be perverted.

Stephanie is such a perventer, she just sits at home every weekend thinking of new freaky shit!! This chick scares me sometimes.

by Oliverbrasoff July 2, 2019

parenther

a parenther is like a gender neutral version of "momther," also meaning "parent friend."

somebody being a parenther describes a person who takes care of their friend group, making sure everybody goes to bed on time, drinks plenty of water, takes their meds, etc. and would never do anything to harm a loved one.

person 1: i regret letting you be my parenther
person 2: well its too late now. :)

by holly's totally legal anon September 22, 2020

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

52 percenter

Someone that blindly believes objective nonsense despite the overwhelming body of reputable evidence showing it to be rubbish.

"Did you hear Dave won't get his vaccine because he's worried it will contain a 5g chip?"

"Urgh, that guy is such a 52 percenter"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer December 2, 2021

eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018

one percenter gag

A joke inj a book, movie or television series that is so obscure that only %1 of the audience will get it.

The Wish Upon a Weinstein episode of Family Guy is full of one percenter gags.

by Zyklon-B April 22, 2004

Parmiter's School

An international school located in Watford, England, it is multi-sex and rather hard to get in to. It is famous due to the fact that it crawls with extremely attractive pupils, unlike all of its sister schools. Female uniforms are rather skimpy, showing off their toned legs and flattering bodies. Parties with these students will serve you the best night of your life.

"Hey dude, where do you think we can get the hottest chicks?"
"Parmiter's school, duh"

"You wouldn't want your boyfriend near a student from Parmiter's school"
"Don't forget your girlfriend too"

by sommebastes April 2, 2017