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1.Greek Mythology. The first woman, bestowed upon humankind as a punishment for Prometheus's theft of fire. Entrusted with a box containing all the ills that could plague people, she opened it out of curiosity and thereby released all the evils of human life.
2.The satellite of Saturn that is fourth in distance from the planet.
3.Lamest TFC server out there, even the admins have turned wacko.
I'm bored, let's go spam and teamkill on the pandora servers.
by Grayfox April 6, 2003
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Pandora Jerk

While watching Avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have associate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight.
Oh my god I was doing a mean Pandora Jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me.

I still have glitter in my eye from that Pandora Jerk on Tuesday.

Hey bro. Can you assist me in this Pandora Jerk. I gots the glitter.

*Ring * Ring *
James: Hello
Aaron: What time in that Pandora Jerk?
James: 11pm on Monday evening.
Aaron: Ok man I will bring glitter if I can borrow your fleshlight.
James: You gots yo'self a deal.
by Jay Herrod December 31, 2011
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Pandooki

These high tech companies in Silicon Valley are dominated by dirty Pandookis
by Big D 711 August 30, 2013
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Pandora's Vagina

A vagina so big that no man could use and have any pleasure
Man dude I just got done getting jiggy with your mom and I couldn't please her Pandora's Vagina
by The tickler 575757 August 20, 2015
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Pandora Pause

Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.
Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.

I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.
by QR134 July 8, 2009
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Pandorka

a male who is always streaming pandora music while wearing glee t-shirts and holding a large oversized laptop.
I was sitting on the bus watching a pandorka in his glee t-shirt listening to Pandora on a huge oversized laptop!!! WOW what a pandorka!
by SpitfireZero November 17, 2011
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Pandoracide

When Pandora only plays a partial of a multi-song track that is meant to play together as one long suite, killing the entire experience.
I love listening to Pandora until they commit Pandoracide by playing Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of The Moon' and ripping that bitch up in pieces.
by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014
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