Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

by construction guy July 17, 2009

Pants Banana

Pants Banana refers to when a man has an erection that can be seen that can be seen through his jeans and resembles a banana in his pants.

"Watch out bro, somebody might see your Pants Banana>"

by Jack PB November 11, 2018

soft pants

Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.

"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
Tawney | Rectify S01E04

by pathforger September 11, 2016

Double pantsing

When you pull down a man's pants and foreskin at the same time. usually in public.

Katie was double pantsing me yesterday in front of my crush!

by NotTicTak December 22, 2020

What’s in YOUR pants?

A popular response to the insanely obnoxious question used in the Capital One ad when they ask, “What’s in YOUR wallet?”

More importantly: What’s in YOUR pants?

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017

Wang Pants

Shorts or pants that show the outline of ur "wang" or penis.

Hahaha Fred is wearing Wang Pants

by Bowman March 30, 2003