painted

Having bowel movement during or after anal sex

While having anal sex with here, when I pulled out he painted all over me!!!

by exocomp February 4, 2018

painted her face

Sperm on a girls face

Bro I painted her face last night

by BDDNiqqa November 30, 2016

Painted

When a man unleashes a massive load of cum on an unsuspecting girl and her face is completely covered.

I haven't had sex in weeks, that bitch Megan is totally going to get her face painted tonight.

by John Killer August 11, 2008

Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

painted turtle

sickest turtles ever, their like painted and shit, so u know their cool.

non-painted turtle: "man i wish i was a painted turtle."
Another non-pained turtle: "yea cuz their all colorful and shit, im so jealous."

by Brent Roehrich August 18, 2006

Painted Whore

A man named Dean Winchester is a painted whore, but they keep calling Dean something named a Jensen Ackles?

Dean: “I’m a painted whore”

by Castiel_BabyInATrenchCoat May 23, 2021

spray painted

when someone has Diarrhea and sprays it all over the toilet bowl

fair out somone has spray painted this toilet

by plugger k April 4, 2011