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The game platform that usually includes, Gay kids, Child Molesters and whores. Usually anyone good on this platform is an annoying little fuck who spends 12 hous and is probably 5-10 and thinks he is good. Compared to xbox, this platform is out of a window.
Ps3 Player: Dude I'm so fucking *giggles* good as ps3

Xbox 360 Player: You know the xbox is more competiti-(Proven fact)

Ps3 Player: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Ps3 by Kickin you in the ass July 11, 2011
Only the best system out there. In fact I wrote this on my ps3
I only spent 400$ on my ps3 because you decided to be a douche and buy one on opening day and blow 600$
ps3 by Killin Machine March 19, 2008
the ultimate system in which real gamers by and 360 and wii fanboys dog because they know ps3 will sell more consoles very soon because its obviously the best console of all
i got a wii and 360 they rock ps3's balls

do they (pulls out a list of all teh amazing games and features it can do)

(person with no ps3 dies a painful death for being and dumass)
ps3 by ulto bane July 14, 2007
A system that's over obsessed about, and often said to be better than everything without given facts.
Guy1: The PS3 is the best gaming console ever!

Guy2: I hate the PS3

Guy1: But its graphics are the best out there!

Guy2: That doesn't prove anything
PS3 by Thatoneguywhodefinesstuff December 14, 2010
The best thing to bless the Earth since sliced bread.
Kate: "I just bought my PS3"
Bob: *dies of jealousy*
PS3 by katew16VANX August 31, 2010
unlike the discriptions from the little fanboys underneath this post.
The ps3 is great gaming console and blu ray player, it now costs as much as a xbox 360 and is garanteed not to die in less then a week, unlike the 360, unless ofcourse u drop it, then that would make u stupid. this system doesnt overheat, infact it can be on for 2 days and no overheat. Has a strange design, the controller has a batman batarang shape, but who the hell gives a shit, we're talking about the console not the controller, the 360 controller looks like a bigger batarang, so no difference. The new games coming out for ps3 are straight up awesome and original. Its a game console, and then some.
ps3 owner: dude, lets play on my ps3
XBOX 360 OWNER: its fucking cold at ur house man.
ps3 owner: bring over ur heater then.
xbox 360 owner: what?
ps3 owner: the one with the red lights and that big X.
xbox 360 owner: thats my xbox 360
ps3 owner: yeah that.
PS3 by The_DUUDE August 11, 2010
Console launched on Nov. 11 2006. Considered by many to be the best console out their today. As for all you PS3 haters... you can take your downgrade and blow it out your ass.
The PS3 is the best console.
Xbox 360 is moderate.
Wii is an ultimate failure.
PS3 by Toasty_154 June 22, 2011