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ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.
Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
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Prespect

A combination of the words: Respect and Pretend. To pretend to respect someone or something. To show false respect, when in reality the person showing respect does not respect the subject.
I show a lot of prespect to Officer Smith whenever he is around, because I don't want him to realize I fucking hate him and think he is a useless waste of life, and then arrest me.
by Sean Kingsbury January 24, 2011
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prespectipate

To watch or look ahead expectantly for something not due to arrive or occur in a known, scheduled amount of time. Combines "pre-empt," "expect," and "anticipate."
She kept looking expectantly down the train track for her train even though she knew it was not due for another 30 minutes, as if watching for it would cause it to arrive sooner. = "to prespectipate".
by sporkbunny February 20, 2009
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prospects

also potential male prospects
so meg you have any prspects to take with you to the party or or you gonna scope the scene?
by C December 16, 2004
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Prospectitute

(n.) A prospect that has already turned into a whore; sometimes doing sexual acts just for attention or alcohol.

Derived from "prospect" which is simply a younger girl that has potential to be hott when she comes of age, and "prostitute" which is a slut usually for money.
Guy #1: Dude she used to have so much potential to be hott, but she has given head to like five guys this month.

Guy #2: Yeah she has turned into a prospectitute for sure.
by autoMATTic22 December 7, 2009
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ironic prospector

The act of slinging your chick around by the butt-hairs, and throwing her out the window. Typically done while shouting Yee Hah! I found gold! Often accompanied by banjo music.
I gave Tamara the ironic prospector Saturday night, and I haven't seen her since...
by Hoogelex September 9, 2006
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prespective

Similar to "perspective" in concept, but a much more elegant form of the word. Not to be confused with "prospective" and "porspective" a completely unrelated topic.
"No I didn't misspell 'perspective', 'prespective' is much more civilized."
by Miss Spell Ng December 7, 2006
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