Pressure Fart

Farts first thing in the morning that are high pressured, in high quantity and sometimes high pitched or squeeky. Often caused by your guts digesting overnight and disturbed by the sound of your alarm clock.

Getting ready for work in the morning and releasing the pressure from your bowel, "I've got a case of the pressure farts this morning"

by Bacon Coke Word May 30, 2013

Parent Pressure

Different than Peer Pressure, but just as likely to make you do something you normally wouldn't.

I hate going to college, but it's all that Parent Pressure I'm getting!

by misspelld August 2, 2010

conservative pressure

A euphemism used to relegate the Christian influence over scientific, political and moral issues such as abortion, euthanasia and evolution.

Professor S: "Many fossils are not being shown in museums anymore, thanks to conservative pressure. But that' another story.

by DesPERRYado May 21, 2005

pressure spot

a website that features a loop video of a man's bald head entering the vagina of an unshaven woman. part of the meatspin, mudfall network. highly recommended.

Holy shit! I just saw pressure spot and now my asshole feels like it is stretched!

by dookiechute April 28, 2006

beer pressure

where you're under pressure from your peers to drink more beer than you really want/need

why did you get so drunk last night?

i didn't mean to. i gave into the beer pressure

by hell_diablo September 16, 2009

Homosexual Pressure

The sensation experienced during anal sex when a homosexual's penis stimulates the prostate.

Will United Nations cave to homosexual pressure?

by enter_san_man December 20, 2008

Persian Pressure

when you go into a store, and are swarmed buy employees or "salespeople," trying to "help" you with your decision on what to buy. you then feel obligated to purchase something from the store just to get them off your back. their creepy persistence makes you feel as if you try to leave the store with out buying something, the doors will slam shut, and you will be trapped inside until you are indeed "convinced."

basic persian pressure:

"this beautiful persian rug will look wonderful in your office, my friend. very high quality. i give it to you for only $3000.

or do you like this one? this one has a very beautiful floral design. for you, i give half off. only $4500.

it's up to you. so which one will it be?"

by trikit July 27, 2010