Pound a Monster

Taking down the biggest, ugliest, hairiest girl in the club.

Nick: Dude, I can't even land a grenade or land-mine tonight.

Ian: It's all good man, if all else fails you can always pound a monster!

by Pseudonomymous July 31, 2011

pounding ham

V. Doing drugs

Tife told Aubrey that pounding ham is good and she was silly and believed him.

by JuiceGodKingT April 26, 2016

Squirrel pouch

Deep throating a cock to the ball bag of the recepient. One this is achieved, the cocksucker then systematically tucks the balls one after the other into their mouth. Henceforth having the appearance of a mouth full of nuts like a squirrel.

That red pants wearing homo, that took the ding ding trolly to the Ball , could easily squirrel pouch deez nuts.

by Truckerclock21 February 9, 2017

Pounds Around

The douchey attempt by somebody to gain group recognition for an undeserving joke. Typically requested by someone who assumes a false position of leadership, "Pounds Around" is usually met with group silence, tension, and the overwhelming urge to distance themselves from said speaker.

Guy: "Knock knock"
Group: "Who's there?"
Guy: "Nobody other than the hot babe I just scored! Pounds Around!"

by UnderworldLeader October 28, 2012

Pouya

A Pouya is an awesome person. If you meet a Pouya that's a douchebag then it's probably a "Pouyan", and therefore not a real Pouya. The name Pouya is a male persian name but it's widely used by different ethnicities in the surroundings of Iran. A Pouya is a chickmagnet because he's so awesome and nice, he's also awesome at the parties so make sure to invite him. He drives nice cars and wear nice clothes and accessories. A Pouya can always be trusted and is one of the best people you can meet. Girls be prepared!!

Is that guy a Hollywood star?

No it's just Pouya.

by Pasha4life August 29, 2014

Sidebar pour

A ridiculously excessive pour. Specifically when ordering a drink on the rocks.

Specifically used by hipsters and residents of Austin, Texas

Man. I don't get it, I've had two Bushmills rocks and I'm wasted.

Dude, what do you expect, you're drinking SideBar Pours.

by Johnny Games October 21, 2009

in for a penny, in for a pounding

A sexualized version of "in for a penny, in for a pound." Means almost the same thing as the original saying but in a sexual context as aforementioned. In context, it references sex with or without protection (in this case, without), and since it was done before might as well double down and do it again regardless of the consequences.

This was used in Team Four Star's, Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 60 Epilogue.

Bulma: "But after the first time, I just thought; well, in for a penny, in for a pounding."
Trunks: "Ahhh!"
Bulma: "And I really was."
Trunks: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by 7N_Shepard December 27, 2018