Pollinate

Self-explanatory euphemism for sexual intercourse

Kid 1: Did you see ma and pa pollinate on the sofa downstairs??
Kid 2: Yeah it was wild!!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2023

bollock pollen

another word for a mans seed, aka semen, spunk and other variations of the word

"i have been saving my bollock pollen for a girl like you"

" i have mighty bollock pollen"

by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009

cross-pollinate

To switch back and forth between vaginal and anal sex.

I got drunk last night and let John cross-pollinate. I hope I don't get an infection!

by Hollylicious November 16, 2011

self pollinator

A pollite way of suggesting a person is a wanker, tosser or masturbator.

Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.

by Cycofy April 1, 2017

cross pollination

To knock-off (bang, screw)a sibling's partner.

"Hey bro! Your girlfriend and I indulged is some cross pollination. Sorry mate, it just happened"

by Hardman13 September 1, 2015

Pollenesia

When you're suffering from allergies but you can't remember to what you're allergic.

I was walking outside and my nose started running and my eyes began to itch, but I was suffering from pollenesia; I wasn't sure if the cause was the blooming flowers or trees.

by Tad McD May 10, 2011

Cross Pollinator

When first one male with facial hair on his chin (a soul patch, aka pussy tickler, or goatee) performs oral sex on another male, receiving cum in his facial hair, then subsequently performs oral sex on a female, thereby transferring the first partner's cum into the second partner's vagina.

They totally had a threesome last night, and he played the role of cross pollinator. Ewwww.

by Chuggles13 March 22, 2010