PMS

week before period, tickd off easily, sick feeling, cramps, puke, headaches, tickd off easily....and 2 all of u guys who put that its a horrible excuse to bitch or its just an excuse its NOT. yall wouldnt have the slightest clue about PMS and how it makes you feel its NOT an excuse dumbasseslike yall would know....lmao...i wrote this and im on my period..but fo real tho.lol..it cant be helped...so shove it

Back the fuck up befo i show u wdf bitchen really is!! <<< PMS

by WunLoveParis September 29, 2005

pms

i dont know why everyone is saying all this shit about pms! its just before and during a girls menstruation week when she might get cravings, get bloated, get bitchy, have mood swings, cramps etc.

there are no examples of pms. its different for everyone.

by Lili333 April 18, 2007

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. What women go through if they aren't pregnant. Women on PMS tend to be bitchy, and angry for no reason. If your friend is on it, RUN FOR YOU LIFE!

There isn't much I envy about gay guys, but at least their boyfriends don't have PMS.

by Militant Liberal April 16, 2005

PMS

Pass My Sweatpants
Pardon My Sobbing
Present Me Sweets
Paniced Men Screaming
Presently Missing Sarcasism
Pissing Me Seriously
Pre Menstral Syndrome
Pissy Man Syndrome

"CHOCOLATE!"
"Shit, she's PMSing."

by Magers April 29, 2009

PM

A ruthless gang who patrol the South of England jumping various other, more minor gangs. It is believed that the PM originally consisted of only five founding members, and have grown to be feared ever since.

I don't think we should go out tonight George, I've heard the PM are in the area.

by PaulSmithGX50 October 23, 2011

PMS

A period (no fun intended) of time during every month, usually spanning between 5 days up to a week, where men are advised to spend their free time in pubs, clubs and other places of social congrigation, simply to avoid the "short fuse" and irrational behavior of his better half (unless he's gay).

Well, looks like it's time for more male bonding, my wife's PMSing

by Steve Milligan March 12, 2003

PMS

Post Masturbation Shame. The feeling of guilt or depression often experienced by males following a frantic masturbation session.

{Housemate Darren storms out of his bedroom past Mandy and Mark in the lounge room to have a smoke outside.}
Mandy: {to Mark} What's he (Darren) so grumpy about?
Mark: Must be that time of the day.
Mandy: Huh?
Mark: It's his PMS.
Mandy: {Laughs}
Mark: I don't think you understand.

by UrbanDave July 29, 2006