by Jake March 4, 2004
Get the PMSmug. A condition where women, before their period, experience these symptoms:
A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes.
D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.
C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general.
H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain.
But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?
A- Anxiety: irritable, crying without reason, verbally and sometimes physically abuse, feeling "out of control", or Dr. Jekyl-Mr. Hyde behavior changes.
D- Depression: confused, clumsy, forgetful, withdrawn, fearful, paranoid, suicidal thoughts and rarely suicidal actions.
C- Cravings: food cravings, usually for sweets or chocolate; dairy products including cheese, and on occasion, alcohol or food in general.
H- Heaviness or Headache: Fluid retention leading to headache, breast tenderness, abdominal bloating and weight gain.
But not as many women as people believe have PMS. Sometimes people are just bitchy because things are happening in their lives. But with all those symptoms, it's hard not to feel crappy and mean, no?
by Angus the superduck June 24, 2005
Get the PMSmug. 
PMS-premenstrual syndrome.
notice: if a girl really got that psycho, they'd call it "Psycho monster syndrome".
which they dont
ur all insensitives dicks anyway...
(pun intended)
notice: if a girl really got that psycho, they'd call it "Psycho monster syndrome".
which they dont
ur all insensitives dicks anyway...
(pun intended)
Guy: Hey!
Girl: Hey!
Guy: i thought it was that time of the month again? Ur so.. happy?
Girl: what, do i have to be a bitch when i PMS?
Girl: Hey!
Guy: i thought it was that time of the month again? Ur so.. happy?
Girl: what, do i have to be a bitch when i PMS?
by jessicajaded January 19, 2009
Get the PMSmug. by lily02 April 1, 2009
Get the PMSmug. What guys try to use when they think another girl is being bitchy, but ends up sounding like a retarded jerk to other girls.
by Jalopy June 10, 2007
Get the PMSmug. The worst time of the month for a man, similar to hell or slow bloody death. During a woman's pms, she becomes a beast, not as bad as the devil but pretty damn close. Not the best time to ask for sex, or do much of anything involving your girlfriend. In other words, leave her the fuck alone! Women are also known to pull out concealed weapons in pms
*Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun
Signs of pms are
•Bitchyness
•uncontrolable anger in a woman
•Demented mood swings
•threats of murder or suicide
•sudden growth of a tail and horns
*girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)
*Pms stands for pre menstrual syndrome or pass me the shotgun
Signs of pms are
•Bitchyness
•uncontrolable anger in a woman
•Demented mood swings
•threats of murder or suicide
•sudden growth of a tail and horns
*girls say its a hard time for them, but thats no reason to take out your anger and concealed weapons on us men. We're trying to help (unless we're not)
Girl-i hate you!
Boy- what the fuck did i do?
Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you!!!
Boy- WHAT???
Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert!!!
Boy- oh shit, its that time of the month. I hate PMS
Boy- what the fuck did i do?
Girl- oh my god i fuckin love you!!!
Boy- WHAT???
Girl- (pulls out a pistol) Get the fuck out of my fuckin house you fuckin pervert!!!
Boy- oh shit, its that time of the month. I hate PMS
by Da fat rat wit da cheese July 19, 2009
Get the PMSmug.