Plurtot

A PLUR 'prostitute-toddler'. More specifically, pre-teen girls who dress in skimpy, revealing outfits. Most commonly, they are found roaming their natural habitat: all-age raves.

They are also known to Make Sexual Advances at older Men by exchanging sexual favors for either drugs or money for drugs.

"ZOMG LOOK AT THAT SEXY PTOT!!!"

"HEY DONT BE MEAN CALL THEM PLURTOTS!!!"

"YEAH GOTTA KEEP IT PLUR RIGHT?!?"

by D&B4LYFE August 16, 2009

Purrcrastinating

The act of putting off doing something because you have a cat on your lap/bed/shoulder. Like procrastination however using a feline friend as a completely acceptable reason for it.

Marcus had not managed to shower for what seemed liked an eternity and was beginning to smell and feel itchy, he had been purrcrastinating since one morning some weeks ago because his cat George was sat upon his lap and required his constant attention.

by JuliaMiaow April 8, 2011

purralysis

A condition causing an inability to move for fear of disturbing one or more sleeping cats.

I was extremely thirsty, but purralysis overtook me and I was not quenched.

by Jennaferocious September 7, 2013

Pourrickie

An artificial intelligence robot which captures photos of wardrobe malfunctions. It is named after Tamil word Poriki which means ‘loafer’.

The Pourrickie malfunctioned during the AVN awards and burst.

by Chabito May 10, 2020

Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.

Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

by Lisa Ann Ulibarri January 16, 2022

Plurt

Pron. Plurt 1 syllable, Def: Raves have brought around the acronym PLUR which means peace, love, unity, and respect as a saying to live by. The word Plurt only adds trust as the last word of the acronym for without trust in the people around you and vice versa it means nothing but a candy bracelet someone made.

Man this rave is really lacking PLURT people just keep running into me and look over there the security is taking out that dealer cause someone narced on him looks like trust is something you can't count on here everyone says PLUR like it means something but without trust this guy would be fucking my girl right now.

by chroncat101 August 4, 2010

purr word

A word used to induce a positive response or association in the person hearing or reading it. Commonly used to appeal to people's emotions rather than their reasoning, and thereby get them on your side.

Antonym: snarl word

George Bush peppered his discourse around his war plans with phrases intended to associate an invasion of Iraq with "peace" and "freedom."

"For all who love freedom and peace, the world without Saddam Hussein's regime is a better and safer place."
-- George W. Bush

by frickinmuck April 20, 2005