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Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth
The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog
by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021
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Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)
This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.
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pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt
I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...
by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021
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PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro
by Headsupali February 24, 2025
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Pistachio

When a man wants a girl to urinate on his mustache.
Yo girl, come on over here and gimme a pistachio.
by Olive Branch November 19, 2025
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Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.
"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("
by winklestinkle August 14, 2018
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Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.
Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.
by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025
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