Phil

Verb: To Phil.

When you get rear-ended in the car so hard but there was no hair pulling involved so you feel a bit cheated.

Dude, I need to call the cops as I've just been Phil'd and my neck is a bit sore.

by passthedutchie August 03, 2018

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 04, 2020

Phil

When you extremely over wieght

You are very phil

by Woryhhijj June 25, 2019

Phil

Tiny bit Stupid. But is very handsome, and has an extremely large penis. Usually 20 inches long. He is a god at fortnite

Is that.. PHIL!?!?!?!?!?!

by Thegodofdestiny March 23, 2018

Phil

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?

by Small Clive March 18, 2019

Phil

An undercover police officer in a highschool.

Tommy: yo who's that kid over there??
Andrew: I'm not sure but he looks like a phil

by Att1225 May 13, 2016