Pedostrifarian

A Jamaican pedestrian who likes kids.

Example:
Bob Marley and his mate are taking a stroll along the road, bong in hand.
Bob Marley: dayum that gal kinda fine
His mate: the gals 14! Are u telling me your a pedostrifarian?

by Jameeerca4life September 3, 2021

Pedosexual

Sexually attracted to underage children.

A piss poor excuse for pedophilia.

Mark : whats your sexuality?
Tom : pedosexual
Mark : so, your a filthy person and should be hanged? Yes. Yes you should.

NOTE : PEDOSEXUAL IS FAKE AND IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE THAT THEN THEY ARE A PEDOPHILE. PEDOPHILES JUST SHOULD BE HANGED. Thanks :)

by Moo-but-a-geordie May 14, 2020

pedosexual

not part of the lgbtq+ community

John: I identify as pedosexual. We're valid and belong in the LGBT community

Mary: No the fuck you don't asshat

by Toast the loser December 29, 2019

Pedosexual

A made up term from the evil that exists in the sick world we are all living in. Somehow connected to the idea that it's natural to be sexually attracted to other things besides men to women and women to men. A mental illness at it's finest.

S/he thinks s/he is a pedosexual when in reality, s/he is just very mentally ill.

by Get into my car June 9, 2018

Pedosmile

1: A facial expression commonly found on middle aged men while looking at teenage girls.

2: A facial expression resembling that of a pedophile.

1
Girl A: Hey, that guy looks like a total creeper. We should get out of here.

Girl B: Oh yea, look at his pedosmile.

2
Guy A: Dude, why can't I ever get these chicks numbers?

Guy B: You should try wiping that pedosmile off your face next time.

by WiseJanitor213 February 28, 2009

pedosexual

1. A person who engages in completely unnatural behavior towards young children.

2. A term made up by pedophiles to try and make themselves look unjustly opressed.

Pedosexuals cannot be allowed to reframe things so as to make themselves look opressed.

by FVZA May 26, 2006

Pedosaur

A pedophile from the Jurassic Period.
Lives on land but stalks near the river banks.
Preys on young dinosaur infants when they drink from the stream.
A creation of pure evil.

Do not go near that bush, child! A Pedosaur may be lurking there!

by Victim of a Pedosaur March 19, 2018