Peen

An alternative/shortened version of the word " Penis "
"Someone just sent me a picture of a peen."

" 'Penis' sounds like a monster. 'Peen' is like a cute lil stuffed animal."

"I got my peen shot off in Nam."
by Dontbesadstayrad August 10, 2015
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Peen is what you call the gargantuan penis and nut of Mr. Peanut.
"Is that... peen?"

"Hm? Oh that, yeah I told Mr.Peanut that the kitchen counter isn't the place for that but, as you know, nothing gets through that thicc shell of his."
by yummysummy February 27, 2019
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this word is short for penis which is the male genitals above the peen is the balls aka testicles a peen can vary in size Landons usaully have a small peen jacobs usaully have large peens
omg that peen is BIG
by AMOS: makayla1183 June 26, 2019
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A wonderful leader usually SpeaksLikeThis, has a honey like voice, and has servants called PeenServes. Also has a lizard tongue peener, HAIL PEEN!
I serve Peen because I love him so much!
by ShhKermit September 16, 2018
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arnav is a peen
by peens October 08, 2020
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Peen

Shortened version of the word penis. Excellent to use around people who you know won't understand right away. Often used in conversations about sexual intercourse or sex lives.
I.e- Justin- " hey Jimmy you have a baby peen and you get no hoes " Jimmy - " that's not what your mom said she loves my big peen"
by A.larsun August 07, 2011
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the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.
That fatty from G'bro is a right peen
by Legend88888 December 08, 2010
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