Pity Pasta

Pity Pasta is the dinner you make for your significant other before you are about to break up with them to soften the blow.

Sinead made Eoin pity pasta before she broke up with him.

by ashomulvo April 24, 2013

pasta dish

When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.

Wow, Tricia is so hot i'd pasta dish her any day of the week!

by abusive drunk July 5, 2006

Pasta belly

The joyous feeling of needing a nap directly after consuming a delicious bowl of pasta

Sarah: "guess what I've got?"
Majella: "pasta belly...???"

by Captainsarcasm November 5, 2010

pasta and meatballs

to have a super-slim wiry dick and some big ass nuts

douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.

by ed the Word September 15, 2009

fellatio pasta

A tasty type of pasta preparation that originated in Chicago, IL.

Yo, I was slurpin' down mad fellatio pasta the otha' night. That shit was fellated to perfection!

by will zhang April 4, 2008

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010