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o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c

Oh my god please fuck me your so perfect cum in my please take my v-card
Girl/boy: o.m.g.p.f.m.y.s.p.c.i.m.p.t.m.v.c
by 0sīr|s October 15, 2022
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L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E

lanz will love puja way more than she will ever
its proven by here
and its a fact
and you cant say nun ab it
L.L.P.W.M.T.S.W.E and thats a fact
by jhon guy August 8, 2021
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He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology
Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n
by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019
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P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.
That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.
by Caywillz July 1, 2011
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S.I.M.P.

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

From one of the greatest bops ever

See Phineas and Ferb,

Season 1, Episode 35, Comet Kermillian,
Ashley Tisdale
1: Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
2: Ain’t got no chickens, ain’t got no rats…

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
3: Who you got back and watering your plants?

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
4: How can I qualify for government graaaants...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
5: Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...

•S.I.M.P. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
by In my pants June 3, 2018
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s p a s m

A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.
"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"
by Cunt McBag December 31, 2003
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