C.R.A.P.

Citizens Raging Against Phones.

Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.

Lazlow: "Alright, thanks caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now! Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air..."
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "CRAP?!?"
Caller: "Exactly!"
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Caller: "Liar!!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow's a liar!! I bet that isn't even your real name"
Lazlow: "Shut up!!"
Caller: "You shut up!!"
Lazlow: "Stupid!"
Caller: "Nanny nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!"
Lazlow: "Ohh...we're going to commercials!"

by gta December 10, 2006

P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act

G.Wiz Busch's brainchild, intended to eliminate one of the causes of terrorism against Americans.

"We must always remember why we were attacked: the terrorists hate Americans because we're rich and we're free. I have a secret plan to win the War on Terror: I'll personally see to it that the terrorists no longer have any cause to hate us -- if that doesn't work, I'll bomb their neighborhoods and kill their families." - GWB

by LeRoy Greene October 24, 2004

P.A.M.

Pissed as a Motherfucker. what happens when your best friend grinds on the guy you've liked for over 2 years at winter formal then lies about it.

I was P.A.M. when she was grinding on him at winter formal

by pissedasamotherfukah January 24, 2011

P.A.M.

Person Against Me. A person who is counterproductive to your efforts to achieve your goals.

I was just trying to get the number, and she wouldn't give it to me. She was being such a P.A.M.

by Jane Jones February 13, 2007

B.A.P

South Korean kpop hip hop group who had their debut in 2012. Also known as BAP.

Positions:
Yongguk: leader, main rapper, songwriter
Himchan: Visual, vocals
Daehyun: main vocalist
Youngjae: lead vocalist
Jongup: Main dancer, vocalist, choreographer
Zelo: rapper, maknae
Known for their tough image, and cute image for Crash

B.A.P and EXO: best rookies of 2012

by rappingbap August 30, 2012

S.O.P.A.

The real meaning of S.O.P.A. comes from it being spelled backwards A.P.O.S

Which translates to "A Piece Of Shit"

"What does S.O.P.A. stand for again?"

"What has Congress always been? A Piece Of Shit."

by The Anti Guy February 1, 2012

P.A.M.

Plain Ass Mom

a female friend who has a kid thinks she's a milf, but me and my buddy thinks that she is just a p.a.m..

by homesliceski October 2, 2010